The Fourth of July

Tomorrow I'm going to go on a run around the National Mall so I can be super patriotic. And if I see any type of american flag shorts while I'm out, I'm buying some. Boxers, spandex, parachute, banana, briefs, diaper, or gym shorts. I'm getting some. then I'm going to put them on for the rest of the day. I don't even care if I get ripped off by some trolley souvenir truck man with an absurdly high price.

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